How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!