Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!