What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.