What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat