Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it