What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.