Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What blod type am I?

Type-O