Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What blod type am I?

Type-O