Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's