What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.