What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.