What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.