What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot