Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen