Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.