Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect