Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family