Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !