Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !