Vista Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?

Hasta last vista, baby.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.