Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel