Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Indonesian Jokes More Indonesian Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.