Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)