Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie