Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!