One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Baby love my baby love.... !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
