What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!