One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
He has thrust issues.
An amber alert was issued
He nuts and bolts
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
In car, serrated
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
The pope died a virgin
Isaac Newton died a virgin
A fungi to hang out with
Because he was a fungi.
GerMany
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
