What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.