What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.