What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.