What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.