Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.