Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred