What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)