Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.