What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world