What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.