Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.