Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.