Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"