What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"