What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !