What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"