When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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A cheesy pickup line

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A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Go stand in front of a mirror

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Mohammed Dali

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Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.