He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
In a circle.
A receding hare line.
An ambulance.
Because corners are
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
It would be a fowl proceeding.
He sat in his own pew.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
Full speed ahead!"
In his sleevies.
A row-tater.