Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Having legs.....
Au, yeah!
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Because it blew up.
They don't want to pay for mods.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Because it's too cold out tide.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
They never get old.
