What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.