Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Oink Jokes More Oink Jokes

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!