Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Oink Jokes More Oink Jokes

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!