How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.