How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"