How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.