Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment