What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore