Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...