Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.