Chandler Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Everybody loves Ramen.

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A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"