Chandler Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.