What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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Who is driving?

A cop.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.