How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.