Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches