Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches