What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza