None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Yum Yum."
They're always rebooting.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
The ones in the mail of course!
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
You search for Fresh Prints.
A bahumbug!
the outlet
Double double doubles
We may never know the truth.
They are both controlled by little green men.
