None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
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It's a Nguyen-win situation.
A Christler.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Jesus may actually return some day.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"