None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
Too many thank-you notes.
They're stuck at C for years
MT (empty)
When it's down to it's last quarter.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
Because they are full of ISIS seamen.
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Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.
What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Because he was always Stalin..
Because Jesus WEPt.