None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Nguyen mill.
Gobbledy gook.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Because he was always Stalin..
My chestnuts are roasting"
Darude Sandstorm.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Because they wooden go.
a Stick!
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Dramameme.