Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.