Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.