Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.