What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.