What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.