What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her