Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!