What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.