What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.