What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it