Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.