Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).