What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar