What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.