What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.