What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt