What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.