Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.