Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove