Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.