Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.